Justice42
2012-01-26 03:44:39
“Why the hell didn't I learn this stuff in my cru-church?”
“"Could be either, but if it was theatheists it is the devil's deception to try to pull you into somethingthat will put you in real bondage. I realize that many times Christiansdon't come thru when you need them the most but there are times whenthey do if they are sure the Lord is leading them."
“Also... demons are like pokemon. Fight them,, capture them, and givethem lots of love, and they will be loyal companions in your journey.“
“God cannot heal amputees painlessly because it would be too painful, apparently.”
“The main reason that so many atheists are criminals is that they rejectthe presence of a higher power that is a source of absolute morality.They do not believe that there will be any final consequences for theiractions. After all, when they die, they die. End of story. So why notshoplift, and use drugs, and go on a killing spree, and read Harry Potter books,and rape as many people (of arbitrary gender and age) as possible?After all, in the end, it isn't going to matter, is it? This sickworldview is one of the biggest problems with society today.”




Jehovah Whiteness
Justice42
2012-01-26 04:12:12
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2012-01-26 04:25:41
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2012-01-26 13:44:55
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2012-01-26 14:29:18
How can you say you love a girl if you can't even eat her pooped deer?
Justice42
2012-01-26 14:58:03
"The Bonnacon (also called the Bonacon or the Bonasus) is a mythical animal from Asia. It has curled horns and emits burning dung. The legend may be based on a type of bison in reality. A supposed representation of it appears on the Coat of Arms belonging to the Hollingshead Family, possibly alluding to a legendary confrontation between one of their ancestors and this beast.The animal was described by Pliny in his Naturalis Historia: "There are reports of a wild animal in Paionia called the bonasus, which has the mane of a horse, but in all other respects resembles a bull; its horns are curved back in such a manner as to be of no use for fighting, and it is said that because of this it saves itself by running away, meanwhile emitting a trail of dung that sometimes covers a distance of as much as three furlongs [604 m], contact with which scorches pursuers like a sort of fire."
Justice42
2012-01-26 14:58:15
"The Gulon is a Scandinavian legend, also known as a "Jerff" in Sweden and "Vielfraß" in Germany. It is a hodgepodge of various creatures, usually described as being the size and shape of a dog, with some cat like features such as the head, ears, and claws. It also supposedly has a thick coat of shaggy brown fur and a tail resembling that of a fox.
The Gulon is notorious as a symbol of gluttony because of the strange eating habits it is supposed to have. It will make a kill and then gorge itself until it is swollen and unable to eat more, at which point it will find two trees and squeeze itself in between them, pushing the meat through its own body before returning to the kill and repeating the process."
Justice42
2012-01-26 15:02:46
"According to folklore, the distinguishing feature of a hoop snake is that it can grasp its tail in its jaws and roll after its prey like a wheel,[2][1] thus looking somewhat like the ouroboros of Greek mythology, or Tsuchinoko (a legendary fat snake that can roll like a wheel) in Japan. In one version of the myth, the snake straightens out at the last second, skewering its victim with its venomous tail. The only escape is to hide behind a tree, which receives the deadly blow instead and promptly dies from the poison.[3]"
Sacrifices to Odin certainly don't fit under "criminals".
Several kings where sacrificed, two because their where long lasting famines, another because he and his crew where out at sea and the weather sucked so they drew lots to see who would get hanged for Odin.
There where also apparently a summer festival that involved a sacrifice.Also one king would sacrifice his own sons to extend his life (this did NOT stop the aging process, however).Despite his willingness to sacrifice 9 out of 10 sons, he was apparently rather peaceful and didn't pursue war.
That sounds retarded
Justice42
2012-01-26 18:54:29
"Teh first two sound like criminals to me"
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2012-01-26 19:03:04
"It was well into the night when the night axe rang out for a great distance. Much did it frighten people. This night axe was Tezcatlipoca (Trickster god) making sport and fun of people.They said that he who looked upon it, one who was bold and wise, and not given to fright, of strong spirit, would call to it as a person. Then he hurled himself at it; he seized it and hung on to it. Or he followed at its back and forced himself on it so he could catch it and see what manner of omen his was.
And when he saw it, he beheld it like a man without a head, with a neck severed at the nape, and with a chest and belly broken open. Thus they said that which was heard was his chest when the halves met like a mouth opening and closing making a sucking sound.
And of this apparition he to whom it appeared, whether a priest or bold one, or reckless warrior, when he had succeeded in reaching and seeing it, then saw his heart. He seized it, clutched it, and took it tightly in his fist and tore it out. So he demanded what it would give, grant, or award him. Perhaps he demanded riches, captives, valor, poverty, or the hoe or tumpline. So it was said that all that was awarded him became his gift.
And if it spoke to him, it said, "O our friend, O humming bird, O warrior. What do you say to me? What will you have of me? Unhand me, and I will give you what you wish." At once did it address him, calling him by name.
And the vassal to whom it appeared said, "I shall not let thee go, for I have taken thee."
Then it said to him, "Behold one thorn. I give it to you. Leave me alone."
The brave-hearted one didn't like this. He would only leave it if it gave him three or four thorns. Thus he showed and made evident that he went skillfully to war, not going forth in vain. As many captives as he would take as it showed and gave him thorns. Thus he then received as a reward all earthly happiness and contentment: flowers, tobacco, capes, lip pendants, head bands.
Also it was the common opinion, that whoever could not make it talk, immediately tore and ripped out its heart. He who had cut out its heart ran away. He buried it somewhere, wrapped it up thoroughly and tightly. Later, when it had dawned, he looked at it, and then it showed him if his fortune were good. When he saw a soft, white feather, or thorns, then it appeared that his lot would be good. But if he saw a piece of charcoal or a rag, it would not be good. Thus his reward had become poverty or misery.
Whosoever was not of strong spirit, the coward could not seize the specter. He was terrified. He could not pursue it. His body was flattened on the ground, and he could walk no more. So he knew that the night axe only made fun of him. Perchance sickness or death, or misery, slavery, and sin the specter gave him when it came upon him."
Fun stuff.Second pic on the left-hand side.
Justice42
2012-01-26 19:13:21
"In Aztec mythology, a Tzitzimitl (plural Tzitzimimeh) is a deity associated with stars. They were depicted as skeletal female figures wearing skirts often with skull and crossbone designs. In Postconquest descriptions they are often described as "demons" or "devils" - but this does not necessarily reflect their function in the prehispanic belief system of the Aztecs.The Tzitzimimeh were female deities, and as such related to fertility, they were associated with the Cihuateteo and other female deities such as Tlaltecuhtli, Coatlicue, Citlalicue and Cihuacoatl and they were worshipped by midwives and parturient women. The leader of the tzitzimimeh was the Goddess Itzpapalotl who was the ruler of Tamoanchan - the paradise where the Tzitzimimeh resided.
The Tzitzimimeh were also associated with the stars and especially the stars that can be seen around the sun during a solar eclipse. This was interpreted as the Tzitzimimeh attacking the sun, this caused the belief that during a solar eclipse, the tzitzimime would descend to the earth and devour human beings. The Tzitzimimeh were also feared during other ominous periods of the Aztec world, such as during the five unlucky days called Nemontemi which marked an unstable period of the year count, and during the New Fire ceremony marking the beginning of a new calendar round - both were periods associated with the fear of change.
The Tzitzimimeh had a double role in Aztec religion: they were protectresses of the feminine and progenitresses of mankind. They were also powerful and dangerous, especially in periods of cosmic instability."
There's apparently some contention about the actual gender of this thing. Apparently, it dresses like a woman, but snake penis their supposedly represent masculine virility or something... Though not all pictures of it include the snakes. And some call it a "skirt".

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2012-01-26 20:44:07

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2012-01-26 21:32:33

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2012-01-27 02:12:42

The best kind of sluts.magical sluts
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2012-01-27 02:39:21
The Kings were bad at their job by failing to look for a new food sourcePoe's Law? The King's crimes where basically failing to nature...
Justice42
2012-01-27 02:57:49
"The Kings were bad at their job by failing to look for a new food source"
Occultopedia"Is there a compendium devoted solely to the research and information sharing of mythical beings?"
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2012-01-27 13:03:27
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2012-01-27 14:19:30
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2012-01-27 14:39:59
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2012-01-27 14:49:08
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