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  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    A stupid snowclone I made to satisfy my stupid sense of humor.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “There's never going to be another chubby princess with uncanny knowledge of roads quite like our Centie.” – Yarrun XIX
    No, I don't wanna install Heaper updates! I'll have to reboot! Just close already!

    Oh wait, it's a thread. Nevermind then.

    (This isn't that funny, but I typed it so I might as well post it.)
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    Well this is a place to act like an idiot (just not too much of one), so...
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    (^o^)/ let's go, go, go!
    I'm going to bed soon.
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    Good night, I guess.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “There's never going to be another chubby princess with uncanny knowledge of roads quite like our Centie.” – Yarrun XIX
    Good night, then.

    It's too bad you can't make the clock in your avatar display the actual time. (Random thought that popped into my head, that.)
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    (^o^)/ let's go, go, go!
    In the future, that will be possible.
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    Anyone else think this theme is a bit frigid-looking? It's almost exactly what I had in mind, but still.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “There's never going to be another chubby princess with uncanny knowledge of roads quite like our Centie.” – Yarrun XIX
    I'd agree, but having seen the other available themes when GMH would screw with us on IJBM, I don't really remember there being a better one.
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    I can custom make my own theme, but I don't know HTML or CSS that well.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “There's never going to be another chubby princess with uncanny knowledge of roads quite like our Centie.” – Yarrun XIX
    I suppose you could tell me what colors you want, then give me admin access, and see if I could hack together a usable theme. If you care that much, I mean.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imageNever jam today.
    Imipolex could have an avatar for every hour.  It would be the next best thing.
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    Oh that meme
  • TachyonTachyon
    imageNever jam today.
    You recognised it.  I thought everybody had forgotten it.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “There's never going to be another chubby princess with uncanny knowledge of roads quite like our Centie.” – Yarrun XIX
    This is Anonus we're talking about. He and I never forget anything.

    Also, hi.
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    I imagine everyone got bored already.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “There's never going to be another chubby princess with uncanny knowledge of roads quite like our Centie.” – Yarrun XIX
    Well, there's barely any people here, for one.

    If we were gonna shitpost and/or discuss things in a Heaper megathread, we'd just use the original Trash Heap.
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    I meant the board in general. I guess it is kind of pointless, sadly.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    (^o^)/ let's go, go, go!
    We need more sanitation workers.
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    Indeed. I should invite them.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    [witchy statement goes here]
    I thought Parablastica had an avatar for every five minutes.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “There's never going to be another chubby princess with uncanny knowledge of roads quite like our Centie.” – Yarrun XIX
    Oh,  I see we have a glennmagusharvey now. That's good, every forum needs one of those.

    (And it's appropriate anyway, given that this was inspired by a thread he started)
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    (^o^)/ let's go, go, go!
    Candy canes are raining from the heavens
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “There's never going to be another chubby princess with uncanny knowledge of roads quite like our Centie.” – Yarrun XIX
    *snatches up candy canes, begins eating them*
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    ^^:D
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “There's never going to be another chubby princess with uncanny knowledge of roads quite like our Centie.” – Yarrun XIX
    We need more posters here.

    Quick, let's put together an aggressive advertising campaign!
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    But where will we advertise?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “There's never going to be another chubby princess with uncanny knowledge of roads quite like our Centie.” – Yarrun XIX
    In all the most popular magazines, of course.
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    For some reason I pictured some bald guy holding up a piece of paper saying "HEY THERE, BITCH! heapers.vanillaforums.com" on it.
  • Midnight Velvet's rotting corpseMidnight Velvet's rotting corpse
    My fetishes could beat up your fetishes
    My foot itches. :<
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    *pat-pats SirReginaldTheThird*
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream
    Revive

    I am bored.

    This is an update
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    (^o^)/ let's go, go, go!
    Starting to need a haircut.
  • naneynaney
    The only thing that can save the mortally wounded cat is a sip of gasoline
    Me Too.
  • PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Hey there neighb--wait wrong thread.

    I got one yesterday.
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    This thread.

    It never really took off.
  • PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Maybe I can spam kitten pictures until it breaks and we can make a new one; that one might take off.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    (^o^)/ let's go, go, go!
    I'm giving it a second chance.

    Because I believe in second chances.
  • Ace RimmerAce Rimmer
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Well, like the Doctor, I don;t believe in second chances.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    KITTENS!imageimageimageimage
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    (^o^)/ let's go, go, go!
    (allergic to cats)

    The Imimobile needs $700 in repairs. I kind of expected that, though.
  • Genis SageGenis Sage
    are you my sweet man
    Watching The Joy Luck Club.
  • AnonusAnonus
    The day I let a little trainwreck stop me is the day I hang up my fedora!
    Why, Imi?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    (^o^)/ let's go, go, go!
    New tires. Also, rotors in the rear are rusted through. (Not sure what these "rotors" are, but...).

    Every yearly inspection ends with some work needing done. May be understandable given that the car is 10 years old.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    (^o^)/ let's go, go, go!
    My hobbit is fine and dandy.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    “There's never going to be another chubby princess with uncanny knowledge of roads quite like our Centie.” – Yarrun XIX
    My car has been having problems too. I think my shocks need work, going over even the tiniest bumps feels like it hits way too hard.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My serpentine belt probably needs to be replaced. 

    It always make noises in cold weather. 
  • Genis SageGenis Sage
    are you my sweet man
    Now watching Atonement.
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  • I have cats attached to my feet with Velcro.  They trot everywhere for me.  I am as light as a feather and this does not involve cat death at all.